Hello?  Hello?

Can you hear me?

Hmm… is this thing on?

Hello?

Hello?

Is anybody out there?

Oh!  Hi!  Welcome to my blog!  Thanks for being the person who found it.  Wow!

How awesome is that?  Seriously – you – just you – only you – of all the people in the world,

YOU found this exciting blog!

I’m touched. I’m honored.

I’m thrilled!  Seriously, my toes are all tingly and everything!

  I’m so excited to have a reader!  a REAL reader! Yay!

Hey… wait, don’t go… come on…  Stick around for a minute.  Please….  (insert whining child voice here)   Come on – say Hi!  Help me celebrate!  🙂